June 2013
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
I just want to be happy.
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
so who’s going to write that damn book
when i went to stay at my girlfriends parents house, her father wouldn’t let us sleep together… quite a shame really, he was quite good looking
nnooo you can’t have bicycle for your birthday, bicycle DOES NOT EXIST. you get homocycle or heterocycle.
GIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRL
U WILL NOT BULLEH WHAT HE JUS TXTED ME
men’s views on abortion matter if the man in question has a uterus
this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post
I was masturbating and suddenly remembered that the afro circus song is a thing that exists and I almost lost the will to continue
i think my dream job would be to be a mythbuster
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life





